Per (the Rt Hon.) Lord Steerforth, I was prompted to contemplate why Americans love their flag.
Personally, I love it because it’s one of the better looking flags out there.
Yeah, this one swings so cool and sways so gentle:
And respect to Nepal for thinking outside the box:
But global standards are generally pretty lame.
A good first step – indeed, perhaps the first of my planetary reign – would be to forbid tricolors. They look like coding for office folders.
Plus, quick: Ireland or Ivory Coast?
And don’t even get me started on those two-stripers.
Vexillographers of the world, improve! You have nothing to lose, most of you.