A famous Australian children’s author was detained upon arrival at Los Angeles recently. She described the experience: I have never in my life been spoken to with such insolence, treated with such disdain, with so many insults and with so much gratuitous impoliteness. I haven’t read her books, but even if they’re that bad, …
Tag Archives: Music
The Heuristicks
If you need more than one reason to do something, Nassim Nicholas Taleb says, don’t do it. Otherwise, you’re just trying to convince yourself. I’ve been watching ABBA documentaries lately, and Taleb’s wisdom comes to mind. There seems an awful lot of explaining why ABBA are so good. They doth affirm too much, methinks. Here’s …
The National Anthem
1. Who’s on First? Last week it was fractions, and I spent some time trying to explain how “equivalent” differs in meaning from “equal.” We used currencies and first names as examples. Then we got into national anthems. I’ll spare you the transcript, but there were several iterations of: Mr. Sipe: Yes, but what’s …
Phantom Power
Valentine Strasser seized power in Sierra Leone when he was twenty-five years old. At that age I ruled nowhere, perhaps because I was busy listening to Super Furry Animals’ Radiator. Its track “Placid Casual” discusses the coup: Freetown rocked in Sierra Leone / When Valentine Strasser danced his way to the throne / Gunpowder …
Rock of Ages
I saw a kid in the hallway wearing a t-shirt with a c. 1983 Def Leppard graphic. I got such a kick out of this I told her I love the band (not exactly true, but also considerably distant from untrue). It later occurred to me that her wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt would be …
Gardening at Night
If you offered me a free ticket to the Beatles – and Frank Sinatra were opening, after which Abraham Lincoln would deliver a brief address – only three words could prompt me to refuse: Madison Square Garden. MSG the Dread (per my friend Jeff’s excellent epithet) is not improved by sitting atop an even worse abomination, Penn …
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Leibniz remarked about his enemy Newton: “Taking mathematics from the beginning of the world to the time when Newton lived, what he had done was much the better half.” The same could be said of Bach. Compared with the entire body of music before his time, his own was the finer half. My …
Riddle Me This
What’s the difference between a bridge and a middle eight? Andy Smarick’s recent State of the Bridge Address (“bridges are generally—there’s no graceful way around this—simply godawful”) made me realize: I didn’t know the difference between the aforementioned song components. The NME helped me out, kind of: The middle eight is the eight-bar B …