#Unclubbable

 

 

Aristippus going to dinner passed Diogenes washing garlic in a gutter. He said to him, “Poor Diogenes, if you knew how to get on with people you wouldn’t have to live like that.”

“Poor Aristippus,” said Diogenes, “if you knew how to live like this you wouldn’t have to get on with people.”

– The Ancient Greeks, Morton Smith

 

PS I’m moving to London:

There are many men in London, you know, who, some from shyness, some from misanthropy, have no wish for the company of their fellows. Yet they are not averse to comfortable chairs and the latest periodicals. It is for the convenience of these that the Diogenes Club was started, and it now contains the most unsociable and unclubbable men in town. No member is permitted to take the least notice of any other one. Save in the Stranger’s Room, no talking is, under any circumstances, allowed, and three offences, if brought to the notice of the committee, render the talker liable to expulsion.

– “The Greek Interpreter,” Sir Arthur Conan Doyle