There are no such universally well-dressed people in the world as the Americans. It is not only that more of them than of any other nation have good clothes to their backs, but their garments are better made and adjusted to their persons, and worn with easier grace.
– The Bazar Book of Decorum, 1870
What is everybody in shorts for?
– Jerry Seinfeld, 2014
Twin 2 delights in seeing joggers wearing shorts in the winter. “That’s silly!” she exclaims.
“Oh, it’s silly,” I mutter.
Actually, I don’t know why it should bother me. I have a fairly enlightened attitude toward shorts in that I am willing to relax their prohibition in the event of sport or labor.
A couple of years ago cargo shorts were in the news as the subject of sartorial dispute. (As if it were a reasonable position not to find them ghastly.)
What sticks in my mind, though, is that someone had done his PhD dissertation on cargo shorts. Which means they’re not just apparel, they’re a scholarly pursuit.